Tweets

penis-hilton:

bam

(Source: femmeasfuck)

philadelephant:

bitch the fuck you mean “nevermind” i paused my music for you

(Source: arvensis)

I just had to post this

(Source: irinashaykslo)

jeannieknguyen:

lotsalipstick:

enchantingsnow:

brooklyn-bridge:

A movie theatre you can cuddle in

or if you’re me and forever alone, a movie theatre where i can spread out and have a couch to myself and my food.

I mean, I’ll take either option

omg

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

shadowplier:

deanwearspinksatinpanties:

gaaaaaaaaaambit:

its a knife holder

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i desire this in blue

i looked it up there are different colors


(Source: deansams)

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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trenchcoatinimpala:

things you don’t point out about people:

  • acne
  • cuts
  • Scars
  • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
  • fat rolls/curves
  • how much/how little they’re eating
  • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
  • How fat they are.
  • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
  • If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

(Source: fishingboatstops)


(Source: beanwinchester)

dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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boara:

HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH

(Source: swallowthesound)

katara:

how did you go from cute to annoying so fast

crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm

definited:

when your mother repeats what you have to do thousand times

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