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pocosun:

nitemarephantom:

#omg their reactions tho i mean krum is like fuck yeah and fleur is all yeah bitches who else but me!?! and then there’s cedric who’s like well duh i’m pretty and then harry is like fuck why is it always me

#fuck #just one year #can I just have one year of peace

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s No

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Go Away

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Fuck Off

Harry Potter and the Goblet of One Fucking Year

Harry Potter and the Order of the What the Hell

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Shit

Harry Potter and the Deathly Damn It

  • me: *takes 50 selfies*
  • me: *deletes 49*
  • me: *stares at that one selfie til it turns ugly*
  • me: *deletes that too*

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materia-lights:

Whatever you guys do, just please be safe :*

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Hannibal Buress - (x)

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castielcampbell:

kurloz-in-a-box:

somekidsaregaythatsokay:

Why do people use the bible as an excuse to be homophobic? Look at all the things the bible forbids.  

Just to point this out

he looks really sad about the no football one

*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*

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tokomon:

my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”

scatteringstarslikesprinkles:

iamspacekisses:

I AM CRYING

HE WAS POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL AND DRANK DEMON BLOOD

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glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of image

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

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juanando-s asked:
186, 99, 30 :)

thanks! :)

186. My best friend: i don’t have one

99. Went to a movie theater: last year haha, on new years eve 

30. Actress: omg i have so many, but let’s say emily vancamp


i-am-broken:

i know i  joke about it, but i am legit seriously worried i’m going to be alone my whole life.

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